Radioactive

A chick who is damaged beyond repair. They usually have 5 red flags upon brief interaction. These females are manipulators, disrespectful, narcissists & liars. They have a “What have I got to lose”? Mindset & will resort to evil & unthinkable tactics to deflect accountability for actions & destruction they have caused, or to get their way. 9/10 these chicks have criminal records & are not commitment material. Sometimes they’re not save for a one night stand. They ruin lives of men & women in the dating world, fake it caring about whomever they’re with & will strike their partner like a black widow, before discarding & moving on to the next person. They collect spirits & souls like the grim reaper & are best left in the sewer. They’re too dangerous for the streets

Walter hooked up with a chick with a face tattoo. She asked him to borrow his car, he said “Hell No”! & she vandalized it after punching him in the face & running off.

I told dude she was radioactive.

by Pzy8216 October 2, 2021

politically radioactive

Politically radioactive people create irreparable damage and loss of credibility through simple association. Usually because they have no credibility and make crazy statements that lack basic truth.

Dick Cheney was not invited to the Republican Convention because he is politically radioactive.

by quesondriac March 4, 2014

Retroactive Threat

A threat made by someone who has already been doing what they are treatening to do, but wants to make you think it's a new threat.

Person 1: If you don't work with me and help me out right now, I'm not going to ever help you again!

Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.

by thegranitehills September 5, 2010

retroactive workout

The intense physical exercise you engage in the day following a night of excessive eating/drinking.

Man, I drank like thirteen beers last night and had seventeen bagel bites. I need to do a major retroactive workout today to burn off all those calories.

by proboscidae0hey May 15, 2010

radioactivity

The common reason many comic book superheroes have superpowers. A prime example would be the Fantastic Four.

"'Why does he have superpowers?'. Well, he was...um...well, he was born a mut...no...um...he was bitten by..no, they've done that...uh....Oh, hell just do the old radioactivity thing."

by Blackbird July 12, 2005

hot radioactive monkey sex

Having hot monkey sex with a monkey exposed to high amounts of radiation.

Yuto had hot radioactive monkey sex with himself.

by LORD PLOPPINGTON November 18, 2003

radioactive chestnut

The act of inserting your partners testicles in the microwave for precisely 33 seconds. After they are toasted to perfection, suck on them until some form of cancer is obtained. Enjoy ;)

"Dude, lastnight, me and Courtney tried out the radioactive chestnut. She has leukaemia."

by Saucy buck November 17, 2016