Raritan Valley

Raritan Valley is a section in west Hazlet that is situated between Holmdel and Aberdeen. Cut off from the rest of town by the Garden State Parkway, Raritan Valley is an anomaly in that its residents develop their own sense of self. Although overall not as tough as West Keansburg, Raritan Valley is home to some of the toughest guys in Hazlet despite being an upper-middle class neighborhood. Raritan Valley has its own parkway exit (117 A), and home to several urban legends of Hazlet, including a cracked out dysfunctional family, a tribe from Kenya, and a wealthy investor, all of which live on the same block

Hazlet kid 1: let's go to Raritan Valley
Hazlet kid 2: No that's like in another county

West Keansburg thinks its so tough because its cut off by a highway, but those Raritan Valley people are cut off by the Mother-f*ckin Garden State Parkway.

Its safe to play basketball at Raritan Valley School until 6 pm. After that, the cops start harassing you

by Mr.Johnny December 14, 2006

Dinosaur rarity

Something so uncommon or unheard of, it's as rare as the dinosaurs.

"I do not like waking up early unless I awaken on my own and feel great, then I love it. But that is a dinosaur rarity".

by K_Wiz June 7, 2016

Rarity

A fucking pony goddess. Rarity is the fashionista of the show 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'. Rarity's element may be generosity, but that is only a short word in a long list of many. She is kind, generous, fashionable, loving, loyal, and a great singer. She lives for her friends and her fashion. In short, if you ever meet a Rarity, consider yourself lucky.

Pinkie Pie: Oh my Celestia, Rarity is so cool, and sooo nice.
Spike: I know. 😍

by Rarity_11 July 12, 2014

raring

1. something that you eagerly want to do or experience.
2. an event that you anxiously await, full of anticipation and you look forward to doing it because it's exciting.

1. I'm raring to go see SIN City in theatres this friday!
2. Whitewater rafting is something we've all been raring to do for the summer.

by fitchickxina March 30, 2005

Animal jam rarity system

Complete and utterly fucked.

The animal jam rarity system got me fucked up.

by kinky furry March 17, 2020

Rarinst

Term to describe the itchiness from a mosquito bite.

Man: damn bro, I feel very rarinst right now.
Friend: yeah I got bit up too. I'm pretty itchy .

by Bennetth June 7, 2016

Bridgewater Raritan Middle School

Located in Bridgewater, NJ, literally tucked in between neighborhoods/wooded areas and in between interstate 287 north. 1000+ kids. Has stricter than ever assistant principals who literally will call you out for the littlest things like not eating lunch in your assigned cafeteria, evil lunch ladies who hover around your lunch table like every few minutes making sure nobody starts a food fight or the like. Some teachers will not be afraid to bombard you with homework every single night to the point it’s too overwhelming. If you get locked out of the locker room for gym because you were late then too bad too sad because then the gym teachers just are quick to give out zeroes to kids who don’t change. Has nosy gym teachers who hover over you while you are trying to change for gym to make sure you are actually changing. You get assigned to one of the two cafeterias to eat lunch in all year, no switching back and forth or the assistant principals will catch you. On the bright side your two years at this hell hole will include two overnight trips which are actually really fun and way more fun than actual learning. Otherwise it’s two long years you're stuck at this place though it may go by quick until you are free at last at graduation. Then it’s Bridgewater Raritan High School

8th grader: you excited about going to Bridgewater Raritan middle school?
6th grader: I guess you can say so. I’m not ready for the large amounts of homework!
8th grader: It won’t be as bad as you think it is, trust me!
6th grader: *says no more*

by chicken_nugget_manifest October 17, 2019