Raptor

A goofy curly headed guy with an abnormal gym addiction, a small un-circumsized penis, and has abnormally short arms. His friends have tons of sex with his mom and girlfriend and he doesn't do shit about it. He is a pushover who has strange fantasies of guys holding glass cokes and wearing teddy bear rings.

Dude: Man that thing is ugly, is he going to kill himself?
Girl: He's a raptor! He should go kill himself!
Raptors Mom: That ugly thing came out my vagina????

by Georgie and Caleb October 27, 2011

raptor jesus

Nowere in the bible does it say that jesus isnt a raptor.

Lawl im in your base killing all your mans. -raptor jesus

by f1r3wAll September 7, 2006

raptor strategy

A phrase that describes a specific team tactic, originally used in Call of Duty 2. One team member attracts the attention of the opposing side while another team member engages in a flanking maneuver. The term references the attacking scheme used by velociraptors in the movie Jurassic Park.

Brad - "We need to raptor strategy them, so divert their attention while I sneak around and wtfpwn them."

Stephen - "Clever girl..."

by es taco April 24, 2010

exuberant raptor

The true creator of everything. He is the one true lord and saviour bow down to his exuberance and thou shall be freed from the tight grips of the tricky pig.

I love my lord, exuberant raptor

by ExuberantWorshipper April 16, 2017

Anus Raptor

1. A person who raptors your anus

1. Man you are being such an anus raptor.

by JR coolster July 31, 2013

Toronto Raptors

Only Canadian team in the NBA. Was a expansion draft team in 1995 and usually made fun of by other teams but Raptors always proves them wrong. Won the championship in 2019 the first time they made a finals, and first time they won it but it won’t be the last.

Dude1: Warriors gonna sweep the Raptors.

Smart dude: Nope, Toronto Raptors in 6

by $$moneymaker$$ June 16, 2019

Raptor Vag

When a girl goes up to her boyfriend butt naked while he is in a deep deep slumber. She takes 3 fingers and strokes his face, when he opens his eyes she grabs her vagina lips and pulls them open and up while staring at him and screeching.

My girl creeped me out this morning when she hit me with the Raptor Vag.

by Turtle 123 February 23, 2015