ranched

The act of destroying a magic card by inadvertently spilling ranch dressing on the card while gorging oneself on chips, carrot sticks or other ranchably dippable foods.

My level 69 muff buster got ranched during lunch.

by muff buster September 8, 2011

The ranch

Going elsewhere.

Send them to the ranch

by Bananapanana November 8, 2019

Ranch

Wanting to have sex with a person. Meant to be said aloud...so that the woman knows.

Jon: Hey, did you see that chick over there?
Stan: Yea man, I'd take it to the ranch.

by Big Byrd January 10, 2008

Ranch

Something bitch ass niggahs putbor use for food or salad

Look it's a bitch niggah dipping their nuggets in ranch

by Dark skin goat August 13, 2017

Ranch

Something bitch ass nigghas eat with their foods salads etc.

Look at that little bitch eating his nuggets with ranch

by Dark skin goat August 13, 2017

Ranched

You are dressed nicely, you are ranched because you are dressing.

Treyshaw: Aye nigga i done got out da mall i be lookin ranched asf wit my true religons n my timbs lil nigga

by tittie mc buttsecks September 24, 2016

Ranch

(1) to have had intercourse with someone

(2) to have done sometihng with force

(3) to work on a farm

(1) She was pretty hot but I didn'r get to ranch her

(2) The newspaper machine was broken so I ranched the door and got my damn paper out.

(3) I worked hard on the ranch

ALT: Variations of Ranch...
Ranchy (get ranchy)
Ranched (past tense)
Rancher (one who does the ranching)

by namllrn April 28, 2004