quarantine bae

when you get in a relationship with someone to last the duration of (covid-19) quarantine and after it’s over you guys can break up and act like nothing ever happened

Friend: who is that girl waving at you
You: oh yeah that used to be my quarantine bae

by Fly samurai April 5, 2020

quartasian

1/4 Asian, 3/4 Caucasian, 100% hot chick.

Few people know that Phoebe Cates is quartasian.

by Fast Times January 25, 2008

Crapper Quarantine

Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.

Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!

by Minuccp December 15, 2012

Colonel Miles Quaritch

The most badass villain in James Cameron's Avatar.
Colonel Miles Quaritch is a Marine Corps Colonel who is the head of security in the Hells Gate sector of Pandora. He is portrayed by badass actor Stephen Lang.

Pat: Did you see that Colonel Miles Quaritch?
Justin: Yeah I did. He's a real Badass.

by UncleEddie April 28, 2010

Quarantoxicated

When a person or persons are forced to stay in their home with nothing better to do than consume alcohol.

I was going to take a shower this week during a pandemic but I got too Quarantoxicated to find the bathroom.

by Captain Stroker April 27, 2020

Third Quarter Slump

It refers to the third term of school where you stop giving a damn about your grades. During this period you are at the highest risk of getting a C.

Yo Mack after that epic Third Quarter Slump I've gotta work my ass off to pull a B

by Dempsworth March 22, 2011

Quarter Squats

Verb: The act of a titty-bar whore squatting down on a stack of quarters and picking them up with her pussy. Performed in select sleazy titty-bars in Tijuana Mexico. The patrons all stack up quarters on the table for the dancer to squat down on - stuffing them insider her pussy, pick them up and drop them in her quarter jar by releasing them with her vaginal muscles.

Yo, me and Jose is going down to La Zona Notre to see some ho's doing quarter squats. Rafael said they do quarter squats at the Kinkle Bar. If you comming with us, then go hit up the quarter machine in the laundry first. You don't want to miss this act!

by Ricardovitz December 11, 2009