Quonked

The state of being so high out of your mind that you begin to think and act like a duck or a goose.

“Bro I’m so quonked right now, quoonk.”

by Quonked March 24, 2023

Quacked

To be bonked on head with the hard edge of a hat, typically a baseball cap when leaning in for a kiss.

My girlfriend told me to take my hat off because I kept quacking her.

It’s call a Quack because it’s a whack with the bill of a hat, and ducks have bills

The quill quacked the quilt quarter times

by InfernalBOW December 4, 2023

Quanker

The origin of the word Quanker can be traced back to 2004 when an absolute mug named Lee was born in a town named Poole
The doctor took him out of his mother's womb and could only mutter the words "This child is an absolute Quanker"
We believe the doctor in question meant the child was "an absolute inbred bugger"

You're an absolute quanker!

by Lawson_is_fish June 14, 2024