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quaalude

A pill/capsule that is a CNS Depressant (Central Nervous System) with similar properities to barbiturates, and similar addictive and withdrawal properities. It was quickly pulled from the markets in the USA as a result of wide-spread abuse, although it did enjoy a number of years as a near top-selling sedative/hypnotic before being made Schedule I and thus banned in the USA. Worldwide it is a Schedule II controlled substance under international law and thus available by prescription in most nations...

Quaalude is a brand-name for methaqualone (C16 H14 N2 O)... In other words, Methaqualone is a downer, a depressant, similar to barbiturates in most every way, although probably more addictive.
Quaalude, "Lude," Methaqualone.
by Bryan From Ohio December 28, 2005
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Pull a Quagmire

Pulling a Quagmire is a multi-step system that occurs over the period of the night. There are a few steps you must do in order to perform the perfect Quagmire.

1) Make sure that you customize all of your clothes to be tear-away style so that you can easily rip off all of your clothes within a matter of seconds.

2) When you are at a party always walk around nodding your head back and forth as you scout the room for potential women.

3) This is THE most difficult step of all. When picking up a girl you MUST use a lame pick-up line like "Hey do have any irish in you? Want some?" or "I may be no flinstone, but I can make your bed rock." If you can successfully pull off the pick up line then you are in good shape.

4) Now this step is very important. If you have any doubts about her age always make sure that she is of age. If not, then move on to the next one.

5) Pull a Charlie Harper and get her drunk.

6) The most rewarding step and final step of the Quagmire. While having sex with her you MUST at one point start nodding your head back and forth saying "giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy." Then once you are all finished stare to your right or left and give a smile and thumbs up and say "Alriiiiiiight."

If you can successfully Pull A Quagmire then YOU ARE GOD!!!
Brian and Ross bet Kevin that he couldn't pull a quagmire at the party. Little did they know Kevin was already wearing his tear-away clothes.
by SwickNisher July 11, 2011
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The Quagmire

The Quagmire is when you are having intercourse, and as you bang her, you move your head back and forth like Quagmire from Family Guy while saying "Giggity Giggity Giggity!"
by Ben_Dover69 May 30, 2009
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Quamidders

The remnants of crackers left in the bottom of the box.
I just ate a handfull of quamidders!
by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006
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Quagmire of epic proportions

Something you would say to describe how much trouble or problems you have gotten yourself into.
Leah: Oh no! We got dirt on mums new dress.
Sophie: Shit! What should we do? There isn't enough time to wash it before the party!
Leah: This is a quagmire of epic proportions!
by Ghostkid XD October 15, 2008
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quamentality

I follow quamentality
by Raj - I luv curry May 20, 2021
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QuadMommas

Those girls were jealous because they were not as awesome as the QuadMommas
by ccccccgerger August 3, 2009
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