putting the cat in the bag

V. The act of agreeing to keep a secret.

Day 1, person 1--" Hey, don't tell anyone about that secret thing that i told you confidentially, in private while we were in the elevator by ourselves and no one else was there, ok?"

Day 1, person 2--"I'm putting the cat in the bag!"

D1,P1--" I'm serious! "

D1,P2-- "Doood, cat's in the bag!"
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Day 3, Person 1--- "Who let the cat out of the bag??"

by Col. Dante KnuckleBuckle March 10, 2010

bum puffing

To inhale a cigarette/marijuana joint in an incorrect fashion thus preventing the intake of smoke in the smoker's lungs reducing the effect of euphoria recieved from smoking.

Joe: Can I have a cigarette?
Martha: No, You'll just bum puff it and waste it.
(bum puffing)

by Of Man April 12, 2008

putting needle whacker

When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest, allows the shit to dry, crumples the shit into three balls, places them in a line across the bed and has the woman spread her legs, gets an erection and swing his hips as if taking a golf swing and uses his dick as the putter. Go for a hole in one!

"did you give your girlfriend a putting needle whacker last nite?"

"yes, i got a hole in one!"

by felching belcher October 16, 2009

huffing and puffing

Being pissed off in total rage, heavy breathing and ready to kill!

Mona D was pissed off in total rage huffing and puffing when she threw the wooden chair at the wall.

by Homesleeezy September 18, 2013

putting words in the horse's mouth

interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, and FYI it's actually Italian and Latin homework I was going to work on, later on the chemistry and physics.

by Sexydimma April 28, 2014

Putting 5 on the pork

When the ass is so bad your hands gotta teach it a lesson

I was straight smangin' that booty and I had to put 5 on the pork.

Did you hear that girl screaming in there? My buddy Nick was putting 5 on the pork.

by sir waltifurus IV December 2, 2016

Putting the n back in cuts

What do you think? It means cunts. Cool and normal!

Australien Government: What we're good at managing is a PR campaign to disguise our shitfuckery and make it look like we're helping you... Australien Government: Putting the N back in Cuts!

by QizheTheNSCDev October 30, 2020