underwater porcelain technician

Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made this one up to make him laugh and feel better :)

JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?

BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?

JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.

by Chrissy Robinson July 30, 2008

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Pissing like you hate porcelain

The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.

I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."

by THVVW October 6, 2011

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Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)

I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

by P Lopez May 30, 2006

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Porcelain And The Tramps

A band of the Industrial genre. Members include Porcelain(vocals) Snake(guitar) Rocko(bass) and Whitey(drums). They site Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, A Perfect Circle, Tori Amos, Pantera, Jeff Beaton, Led Zeppelin, Guns n Roses, Motley Crew, Nirvana, and Hole among their influences. They are originally from Detroit.They have yet to put out a CD, but many fans are anxiously awaiting its arrival.

I beleieve Porcelain And The Tramps has quite the cult following of their own.

by excessive_makeup March 24, 2007

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