Pufferfish

Someone who is fat beyond comprehension.

Yo you saw that guy on the scooter, he looked like a Pufferfish.

by YehNameJeff June 28, 2016

pufferfish

A deplorable, and hideously ugly girl with huge lips and puffy cheeks. Also see annoying piece of shit.

Tara...hahahahahhahahahhahaha

by Slash September 16, 2003

pufferknuckle

A sore hand after fist fucking all night

Swollen knuckles on your dominant hand after fisting your partner all night.

Last night was amazing and all I have to show for it is this pufferknuckle here.

by HandyDandyLion December 17, 2022

seine and puffering

Da "I fish, therefore I lie" exaggerations dat you sue a "large scale" angler for --- i.e., you haul his fibbin' a** into court regarding his "inflated" estimates of da size and/or number of da scaled seafood specimens dat he supposedly caught in his drag-net --- due to said outrageous reports' allegedly causing you undue distress.

If there were no outside witnesses to what a fisherman's catch actually looked like, then there's no way for you to prove dat he was making anything up --- in a judge's eyes, it's equally plausible dat his verbal statements regarding his super-successful day on da water could actually have been true, and so there would likely be little chance of your "seine and puffering" claim's triumphing in court.

by QuacksO June 22, 2023

Puffeting

When a girlfriend gets mad or upset and instead of her normal kiss on the finger or lips or cheek she blows out air at you making a "pffffftttt" sound.

Lama's are also known to to this when upset.

As i leaned in to kiss my girlfriend when she was mad at me she puckered up her lips, puffeting me away.

by Hollywood Hoenig August 24, 2011

Pufferfish

When you throw up in your mouth so much that it should come out, but you manage to keep it in. You then try to get people's attention and get them to understand that you have a mouthful of puke and that you need their help by waving frantically and doing your best to imitate vomiting without opening your mouth

I was on the bus this morning, and pufferfished. So embarassing, no one could figure out what was wrong. They did when I got off the bus, though.

by hyawkus July 4, 2016

Pufferfisher

A saying when you are mad or frustrated,

""Someone just towed your car!
"Oh Pufferfisher!"

by tucker810 July 4, 2016