Proglodyte

A confused and suspicious urban being that believes the only way to compensate for their lack of common sense is to exert an unreasonable amount of control over their fellow citizens.

See also, Politics, Progressive, George Orwell and Joseph Stalin.

Martina was shocked to find out that there was a church in her neighborhood, so she telephoned her network of Proglodytes and they all agreed to burn it down so the church members wouldn't promote hate mongering.

by Sterling Headset March 30, 2013

Problematic

A catch-all insult used to negatively describe something you don't like, but can't describe why.

"That TV show is so problematic"
"Really? What problems does it cause?"
"umm... It's just problematic okay?! Don't ask me to give actual evidence and stuff..."

by L'appelDuVoid December 30, 2021

Good Pussy Problems

The cause and effect of the girl’s pussy being too good & the guys that get to experience it lose their minds and can’t leave her alone now.

I can't think about anything but my good pussy problems.

by justmetagirlnamed June 11, 2022

Problem Glasses

Dumb spectacles worn by exceptionally irritating people at a university campus/overpriced coffee shop near YOU.

With that pockmarked skin, that filthy undercut and those problem glasses, it's hard to believe she's still single!

by wldsznn May 17, 2016

Tim problems

When an individual is having issues with electronics that are sometimes trivial and usually a rare occurrence to the average user. This is sometimes described as a phenomenon of which only savvy and experienced tech gurus experience. The more frequent the tech issues appear, the more likely you're facing "Tim Problems".

Well, sir, no one else is having this issue. I apologize for the inconvenience but this sounds like definite Tim Problems.

by Redline13 August 6, 2019

you problem

Strictly not a "me" problem.

Sounds like a you problem to me.

by pseu-odonkayeo1179 June 30, 2021

plowl

they’re like a little bit smaller than plates but they curve up on the sides like a bowl

Alaena: do you eat your pasta from a plate or bowl?
Haley: i eat my pasta from a plowl.

by hhhhhhaaaaaallllleeeeeeyyyyyy April 4, 2019