prostatatot

12 year old girls that look like 18 year old hookers.

My sister is such a prostatatot.

by Slick Mikey March 4, 2003

Prostate Protector

Slipping one off the wrist, choking that preverbial chicken etc. etc. Now scientifically proven to be good for the health !

"...It's not what you think mum, you just caught me trying to prevent Prostate cancer in later life!!"

"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"

by Big Ash July 25, 2003

prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.

If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.

by blubbergoats January 22, 2008

Prostate

They stick they finger in they booty hole.

Jame: Yo what’s a prostate exam again?
Ben: They stick they finger in they booty hole.

by M O I S T December 11, 2021

Prostate Wings

When you earn your red wings by downing your own blood out of your lady’s pussy.

Achieved after having a prostate biopsy because you produce bloody semen for six weeks afterward.

I was blowing another load of bloody cum in my wife last night and I yelled DRACULA!

Then pulled out and chowed her box until my face looked like a strawberry glazed donut, thus earning my Prostate Wings.

by Bookbagman February 10, 2022

Prostate Disaster

(noun)
the act of a prostate exam going extremely wrong and having the doctors finger permanently stuck in the patients anus

Chipotle: Why is there a doctor walking behind you with his finger in your butt?
Kenny: prostate disaster
Chipotle: Oh, I dig

by Patioprimapes May 11, 2010

Boston Prostate Exam

The Boston Prostate Exam is what the Boston Celtics gave the Los Angeles Lakers on June 17th, 2008. The Celtics blew out the Lakers by 39 points to win the NBA champioship. Bostons blow out was equivalent to a prostate exam without the use of a latex glove so Kobe Bryant could feel every finger all up in that ass.

Charles: Did you see the Celtics give the Lakers a whooping?

Marv: No Charles, they gave them a Boston Prostate Exam.

by Julio Rumundo June 19, 2008