Protaxtinating

Waiting until the last possible second to do your taxes.

Procrastinating + taxes = Protaxtinating

Kid, "Mom, I need to file the FAFSA by the 1st."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."

by SejwickRogue February 27, 2009

Proma

Drama over prom

"OMG is rebecca going with Mike while shes dating Josh? she is suuuuch a slut!!!!"

"Bitch, I don't need no proma!"

by JeremyISnear April 30, 2010

promance

A romance created to achieve public relations goals.

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth quickly developed a 'promance' to help create buzz around the opening of the movie 'The Last Song'.

by cynical monster April 6, 2010

promability

The rating or status of a guy/girl on the probability of asking them/going with them to prom
The person should consider the level of awkwardness during the night and the following categories:
1. Abilty to dance/have fun on the dance floor
2. Good social skills
3. Non-boring personality
4. No desire for a booty call

"Hey, are you going to ask Greg to prom?"

"I dunno, Greg seems like an okay guy but he's got no promability."

by meowchelle December 12, 2008

iPhone 11 Pro Max

The iPhone used to flex on people. It makes no sense to get this phone if it’s oversized, overpriced, and the same thing as the regular. The only differences are that the Pro Max has one more camera, and a way higher price tag. Steve Jobs would not be happy if he saw this.

Bob: WOAH!!! U SEE JOHN’S NEW PHONE?
Chris: NO WAY, HE HAS THE IPHONE 11 PRO MAX
Christina: IDIOTS! I HAVE THE SAME EXACT PHONE!
Bob: IS UR PHONE $1,100? IS UR PHONE HUGE
Christina: ITS THE SAME— nvm.

by former New Yorker January 5, 2020

promasturationfantasmogationarinery

Pronounced
Pro-masturbation-fan-tas-mo-gation-air-ner-e

It means you proudly masturbate in the interest it makes your hole life fantastic and it motivates your daily needs of more fun and fresh air.

I am a promasturationfantasmogationarinery sort of person.

by Pez` March 30, 2005

proma

Drama caused by or pertaining to the planning of prom, the people in a prom group, the prom dance itself, or the prom after party. Pretty much any drama caused by prom

"Dude its prom season. There's bound to be some proma coming our way."

by adsmith2099 May 14, 2009