on a promise

In British English, "on a promise" simply means that you have arranged to or at least expect to have sex with someone in the near future - usually your regular partner.

Sorry, Dave. No drinks for me tonight. The wife found the handcuffs we used on our weddin' night, so it looks like I'm on a promise, know what I mean?

by a japanese lady's plaything December 26, 2008

Profassholenal

A professional asshole, usually a high-flying captain moneybags gigolo prick.

Marcia, you know Tony, your attorney boyfriend?

Yeah, he's lovely! What about him?

Well, he's not. He's a profassholenal scumbag.

I caught him screwing his secretary last weekend.

Stay away from him!

by TheAmazingCurryFart June 14, 2011

prodastinate

v. to procrastinate by doing productive activities completely unrelated to the task at hand

Before a big test, I typically prodastinate by doing laundry and cleaning my desk.

by Perdiccas October 31, 2012

pie crust promise

A promise, just like pie crust, that is easily made and easily broken.

Joe: Ay, you promised you would help me on my assignment
Chris: Dat was a pie crust promise so don't even trip.

by C.J.1216 March 6, 2008

promise

Something that many people make but few people keep.

I promise I'll pay you the money back.

by AmbientLion January 16, 2004

Promaja

Wind created when theres opened window and door in certain room.

Drastic type of death.

Most of the times your babushka is screaming at you to close window because she fears you are gonna catch cold.

Word comes from Serbian language but can also be used in English.

Babushka: CLOSE THE DAMN WINDOW PROMAJA IS GOING TO KILL YOU!
Me: Yes, grandma.

by ZGopnik February 5, 2019

Probastinating

The act of masturbating and procrastinating at the same time

Hey man have you done your assignment?

Nah, I ended up probastinating 3 times instead

by probastinator October 20, 2010