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presence

to meet him after a long time and the two of you proceed to communicate via ud. while in the same room.
"samira. an annoying girl who wonders if he's going to just acknowledge her presence"
"phillip. the greatest lad of all time, can get any girl so don't even think about listing demands to him"
"you're so cute and sexy. its true now because its written"
"you're so fine, be mine. If you don't, I'll be smitten."
by Krkič April 27, 2019
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Million Dollar Extreme presents: World Peace

A sketch comedy TV show that aired in 2016, and was created by comedy group Million Dollar Extreme (MDE). It aired on Adult Swim, a network that used to air really cool and underrated shows created by underground artists and comedians, but now airs shitty superhero shows and Rick & Morty.

A second series was funded in 2022 after the show was cancelled after it's first season, and should be out soon.
Cool ass mf: Have you seen Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace?
Another mf who is cool: Yes. World Peace was a good show overshadowed by controversy.
by DankAssPicklePop June 14, 2023
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Christmas present

A very lame, 3 definition, Urban Dictionary present for cuteuwu Mingjie <3
by plant julie December 22, 2020
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presentation high school

a “school” that is complete bullshit and most of the girls don’t want to be there!! they make you miserable and want to die
oh you go to presentation high school? i’m so sorry :( that school is bullshit“
by deadgirl23 January 24, 2019
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presence

I want a shoulder to lean on
same strength as mine
a tongue thatll speak sincerely
since really, sin's in me, sin's in you
but we exercise for a love that feels new
coz its worth it, the life, the time, the weight and the work
I want two lips to french kiss my soul
touch me inappropriately in places noones been before
someone with the audacity to like me
my monsters and saints
i want presence. i need presence.
I am a chemist, a physicist, a biologist
by Krkič February 29, 2020
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Presence Rape

A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.
Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.

Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.
by TBTPlanet January 9, 2018
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Pregnancy preventer

Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.
Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.
by Pregnancy Preventer January 12, 2011
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