Hyposextastic Preraparations

Non sexual preparations before rape.

Detective: Looks like some anal tearing due to Hyposextastic Preraparations.

by Dontpayattentiontome June 21, 2010

Prenatal Bitch Slap

when one jerks off into your hand then proceeds to bitch slap a hoe.

you ever had a prenatal bitch slap?? Hold on let me show you *spooge* *slap*

by Oh Steve December 21, 2009

prenatal

Your parents

So named because they existed before your birth

If your prenatals have no children, chances are neither will you.

by MatthiasFW January 11, 2006

predaphile

a predaphile (pedophile + predator) is a type of person that engages in and greatly enjoys the following:
- long boarding

- lurking in the showers
- luring in prey
- picking up prey from bus stops
- residing in parkdale
- banging retardos
- playing ultimate gaybee
- minors
- threesomes
- smoking illicit substances
- drinking illicit substances
- serving illicit substances to minors
- winning henley LOL JK
- making national team LOL JK AGAIN
- timelines and hook up webs
- junior programme
- flirting with milfs
- general douchebaggery

careful man, the predaphile is lurking in the showers

by giddeon July 11, 2011

pregnaphile

a guy only interested in pregnant woman and dumps them after they deliver

girl: what about your last girlfriend?
pregnaphile: she dropped early

by rippedofff November 9, 2009

pronapstination

When a person is very tired but is so tired they cannot even take a nap, so they procrastinate sleeping by doing other nap-like activities (surfing, watching tv) until they succumb to the inevitable - napping.

"Before I go to sleep I'm going to engage in some pronapstination - playing spider solitaire and watching youtube videos until I can't open my eyes any longer."

by pronapstinator January 9, 2008

Prelapse

The act of relapsing before even quitting completely
or at all.

I'm trying to quit but prelapsed last night when i smoked a fat bowl

by E_Droboticus January 9, 2011