premoon

A honeymoon that takes place before the wedding.

Good thing premarital sex is acceptable today. I don't think our premoon would have been that much fun without it.

by Yossarian7 November 28, 2011

Premoron

A moron, but before the stage of a moron.

Ha ha I'm a premoron

by MyGameIsLagging November 22, 2018

Buyer's Premorse

The feeling of regret experienced when purchasing a product but BEFORE the individual makes the purchase. (Similar to Buyer's Remorse but happens beforehand, not after the fact.)

I've got a bad case of buyer's premorse and am going to complain about the Kickstarter product before I've even experienced it.

by Asking For A Comrade May 2, 2022

premoangsta

prep/emo/wangsta. someone who dresses preppy and/or emo, has emotional problems, and thinks they're gangster. derived from prep, emo, and wangsta. related to preparteekmo.

Man, my friend is so premoangsta, I can't take her anywhere.

by randomocity27 October 23, 2006

premonition

It's a feeling that something is about to happen but it's sort of a gay thing.

He had a premonition about his boyfriend's penis entering his asshole. It was correct.

by theoneandonlyauthority August 28, 2020

premos

its another way to say pornos. you'll most likely use it when your mom or dad is around you.

Matt: hey you got some pornos?
Alan: Hey shut up man! my parents are around!
Matt: hey, You got some premos?
Alan: yea, im gunna go jizz on the disks first before i give it to you.
Matt: SWEET DEAL!

by Jonah A December 17, 2005

premoth

premoth a combination orf preppy, emo, and goth!!

Dude that premoth has a serious problem.

Guy: hey who are you preey,emo,goth?
Girl:no i'm a premoth.

by Diena June 5, 2007