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perma-limp

A permanent limp caused by a previous accident/break/fracture on the legs/ankles/shins/feet/etc.

A person with a perma-limp has a "funny", special walk often mistaken as a weird strut.

Perma-limps should NOT be mistaken as a swagger.
Lexxy: "Dude! There's Andre, over there!"

Trina: "What? Where? How'd you know that's him?"

Lexxy: "It's his signature perma-limp, you can't miss it."
by lexxy08 October 20, 2010
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Permaflex

Flexing your abs at the pool to get chicks. Usually for a long period of time ("perma") so as not to look suspicious (doesn't normally work).
You can totally tell he's flexing... Ya talk about Permaflex
by CHCIPOOL March 20, 2013
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Perma Poop

The outermost ring that surrounds the anus. Usually darker then the rest of the body.
After many years of poorly wiping I bent over and noticed a darker ring around my anus, I have perma poop!
by Damian Wall September 5, 2019
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Premarital handholding

It is the worst sin ever to be made. If you do this you will go straight to hell. Don't even try to hold the hand of another sex before marrying them. In case you accidentally do this, you must marry the person you committed this sin with or must kill yourself
bo: Hey did you hear that Josh and Libby were practicing Premarital handholding
go: Hell naw, that bitch must die in the underworld
by Chloe Hill November 17, 2019
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Premature Textaculation

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!
by mave73 October 9, 2008
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Premake

All the tunes on Metallica's Garage Inc. records
I betcha didn' know Breadfan from Metallica's Garage Inc Vol. II was actually a premake by a band called Budgie?
by Der Gelb Baron October 20, 2010
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Pema

An extremely attractive girl of Tibetan descent. Known for her exceptional ability to make friends with anybody. Always the life of the party, and the center of attention. She remembers so many things that other people forget, and can always be called upon to bring up a funny memory. Fantastic dresser, and very good at makeup application. Marvelous in the sack, and desired by many. Has been known to cause conflict between even the best of friends, because they fight over her.She is always sparking jealousy in other girls, and consistently shocks the hell out of her best friend because of her remarkable antics. There is nothing this girl can't do, and she will go very far in life.
I love Pema so damn much!
by nancycathat May 9, 2011
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