What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert
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Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.
I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.
I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.
by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006
Get the Hairy Pooter mug.1. When a person is so full from eating that they are unable to move or do anything. This is commonly done on Thanksgiving. 2. When a person is sitting or lying around doing nothing and is stricken with complete and utter boredom. This usage of the word is highly prevalent in Duluth Minnesota.
1. I'm so full and sleepy from eating all that turkey, I think I need to lay down and poost for a couple hours. 2. God I'm bored, I've been poosting around my house all day!
by poostypat June 2, 2010
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A dirty penis following anal sex.
by G-Money-G February 10, 2010
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Get the Poot up mug.When you have a physically unsettling feeling because of being sick, having a hang over, or from not getting enough sleep.
Kevin just ate too much chinese food and now he feels like pooterdick.
Liz came home at 6am from partying too much and she looks like pooterdick.
Liz came home at 6am from partying too much and she looks like pooterdick.
by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010
Get the Pooterdick mug.verb- The scientific term used to describe someone who has literally defecated their pants whilst trying to fart, or just plain messed up. Latin Origin:Doninus Poot-te, which meant "the bad soil upon the land".
see also. "Done and Peeuted" and "Howdy Deuootee".
see also. "Done and Peeuted" and "Howdy Deuootee".
Who done up and pooted?
Adam Shalom done up and sh*tted.
or the extreme
Hitler stated in his book Mein Kampf that he done and peeuted upon himself in the 40's.
Adam Shalom done up and sh*tted.
or the extreme
Hitler stated in his book Mein Kampf that he done and peeuted upon himself in the 40's.
by Barron Von Poot May 6, 2005
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