Poosaster

A combination of Poo and Disaster. Any type of awkward social situation precipitated by the presence of feces.

"I shat my pants at the party. It was a poosaster!"

by ColumbiaUniversityFoodService May 10, 2010

loosey poosey

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity

Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.

by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009

Poose Tuckle

a demeaning term for someone being
an utter bitch; one generally not worth your time.

"You're a poose tuckle Tyler."

by scrotum soldier March 9, 2009

Poosabi

The green stuff near the lobsters tail that you are not supposed to eat.

Jason got sick from eating poosabi.

by Throat Pick January 4, 2009

Pooseum

An un-flushing toilet

a - "Have you seen the latest exhibit in the pooseum?"
b - "No?"
a - "Don't go, its shit"

by The Poo Collector September 3, 2012

Parosvári Méter

A unique unit of measurement. It can only be used to measure your Penis.

Damn! I forgot how long my peen is, let me get my Parosvári Méter!

by mpfelisten December 3, 2021

Pokosexual

An Obsession involving Poker and Homosexual Butt fucking.Also a sexual fetish, where multiple men meet up in a confined room and have gay sex with each other while playing Texas hold'em. Or in Poko terms Texas poke'em.Weed smoking is also common during a Pokosexual experience, but many would agree they just like to drink a few beer, and go all in.
Note: It has been reported that some pokos actually sleep on poker tables.

Johnny:"Man that poko is walking funny"
Stewart:"yeah he must of been up late playing Pokem Last night"
Johnny:"Poor guy his butt cheeks must be sore"
Stewart:"Once a Pokosexual always a Pokosexual"

by Moe Sizlak October 19, 2006