porked

fucked, had sex with, etc.

I porked your mom, or have you ever porked before?

by Jason November 23, 2003

porky’s baby

A baby who was conceived during or after the movie porky’s .
Someone that was born 9 to 18 months after the movie porky’s was released.

“When was mike born?” said Katy

“On March 3 of 1983” said Lisa
“Oh he’s a porky’s baby” said Katy

by carlos_spicy_wiener December 17, 2014

pokey the penguin

1 : Pokey the Penguin lives with his family in the arctic circle!!! Say hello to Pokey!!!!!

2 : Pokey the Penguin is an educational children's cartoon! Pokey and his pals have fun and learning about the hazards of the arctic circle!

Pokey the Penguin lives at aich tee tee pee co lin slash slash yellow five dot com slash pokey slash.

by Emme December 22, 2003

Pokey

a place of incarceration - where you go to get poked

He finally got scared straight when he was sent to the pokey

by AnalAl December 16, 2016

Pesky Porker

A police officer

Look at those pesky porkers waddle into Dunkin' Donuts!

by Victra March 6, 2009

Squawky Porky

A short, arrogant little goblin who's teeth overwhelm the whole room. Is very quick over the first ten metres, and has a strong aversion to hugs. Lisps are very prevalent among this species, along with bad hair styles, and (many) defects are common.

"What's that dark, slimy thing in the corner?"
"Oh, that's just a Squawky Porky"

by Da_Purple_Alien February 18, 2017

Full Porker

The act of watching your wife fuck in a barn with several sweaty rednecks with their dicks doused in liquid pig fat

Alex watched the local farmers give his wife Oana a full porker yesterday
- Did you know that Lucia was given a full porker last night?

by BogusAnalus January 20, 2022