porenography

A digital picture of a female celebrity that is of such high resolution, details such as pores can be resolved.

Not necessarily nude, but occasionally revealing.

whoa. new porenography of jessica alba was just posted.

by sitesurfer June 13, 2004

pargent

Someone who is pargent shows signs of stupidity and is said to show signs of pargence. They are partially intelligent in some aspects, but completely cooked and mentally deprived when it comes to other aspects.

That guy is such a dumb idiot.. but why did he get such good marks on his finals? Oh he is just pargent.

by Lars Olson March 18, 2008

progenitor

A colossal dinosaur creature much like Godzilla that stomps on cities, then furiously mates with the nearest tallest structure. Rumored to have banged The Statue of Liberty in 1968.

Progenitor: PROGENITOR!!! RAWR!
People: MON DIEU! IT'S EIFFEL TOWERING THE EIFFEL TOWER WITH GODZILLA!
Another Bystander: I AM LE TIRED!

by Desmond Wilder August 17, 2010

purgency

The combination of extremem urgency and paranoia

please execute these tasks with purgency

by Steve H 712 February 11, 2009

Big Porkens

A phrase used in multiple scenarios and as multiple parts of speech, in order to emphasize someone being stupid, and or acting like an idiot.

“What thomas said wasn’t very big porkens.”
“you’re acting like a big porken.”

by bigporkenator July 6, 2021

Purgenlac

A color the mixture of purple, magenta, and lilac, creating a pleasant purplish hue.

Matt: What color was that stripper's shirt?
Mark: Something like purgenlac, not that it matters. :D

by Lola22 March 27, 2009

progenitals

Those dicks who came before us.

"We are governed by the finest examples of our great nation's progenitals."

by deusexaethera February 28, 2018