poofster

a Canadian youth

the two poofsters headed over to guitar.com and posted gay porn all night
at the misc forum and watched eachother whack off

by MIKE_PATTON_3 December 6, 2003

Pookster

the opening to a womens vagina, a pussy

a womens vagina

by ruth January 19, 2004

Pookster

Does a lot of Stupid shit. Likes cars for some reason. Lives down by the dirt and always leaving his territory everywhere. Also smokes a lot of weed.

Yo, what’s up Pookster?
Yo, Pooky! Dab me up

by IG: @saebenfleming November 7, 2021

Poonster

A man who is sexually aroused when he spots a woman, whore, slut, or sometimes even a man, that can breath. This normally occurs when an asian is born in America, but his family still speaks Chinese (preferably cantanese) at home. He is sex deprived and dreams of having sex with anyone that is an arms distance away from him but will always be a virgin.

Poonster...everyone knows one.

by Nadirade January 15, 2014

the poofster

A tiny-eyed creature with a considerable poof (whether shampooed or dirty) who kisses like a sparrow, drinks champagne out of a china bowl, does the jokerman headshake dance, thinks love should not be reduced to consistency between word and deed, and who snaps a magnum condom into thirds whenever he uses one...which is hardly ever.

Shit! I don't have a china bowl for the champagne- hopefully the poofster won't mind drinking it from this stemless martini glass.

I made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; I should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.

by peppermint soap October 23, 2006

pookster

SMACKTARD Desert Combat Player

Pookster you idiot you killed your teammates again!

by Shadowfawx February 10, 2004

Pootaster

A dumb reading of a very noraml phrase. From scrabble.

"oh... haha.... pootaster... I get it"

"it's poo-taster", retard.

by Elliott P February 9, 2008