Poor man's bank

A pawn shop.

My account is at the poor man's bank on 1st Street, the pawn shop that has my trumpet and drum kit in the display window.

by North Central Johnny July 18, 2009

Poor Man's Blumpkin

The act of masturbating while defecating. It is the next best thing to a true blumpkin.

"Larry's girlfriend didn't come over, so he ended up getting a poor man's blumpkin that night."

by Mudkipz9001 October 9, 2009

poor man's bidet

When you're taking a shit in a public restroom and the size, mass, or shape of the shit is such that is causes an updward splash that reaches the genital or anal area.

bidet
A small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and anal areas.

Dan was using the restroom at Dodgers Stadium, and he dropped an ass bomb so large that it was like he was using a poor man's bidet.

by D. Jackson and M. Ward September 27, 2005

Poor Man's Paradise

Referring to Wal-Mart, for its low, low prices and generally attract poor persons everywhere

Boy I tell you what...That Wal-Mart is a Poor Man's Paradise

by Poor Man69 May 23, 2010

Poor man's diet

When one eats less than satisfactory food due to poverty rather than to become skinny. Often consists of food like Top Ramen. College students are often victims of the poor man's diet.

Person A: Dude, there's nothing but microwave dinners in your freezer.

Person B: Yeah, I had to go on the poor man's diet after I bought my new couch.

by Emilee J. December 22, 2008

Poor Man's Porsche

The phrase refers to the engineering similarities between the low priced Chevrolet Corvair of the 1960s and the Porsche 356.

The phrase "Poor Man's Porsche" was actually coined in a May 1963 Car & Driver article while road testing a Chevroloet Corvair Monza Spyder. Chevrolet turned the staid, economy oriented, four door Corvair into a sport compact with the addition of bucket seats and a 4-speed transmission with manual floor shift. These features, combined with the Corvair's rear mounted, all aluminum, air cooled motor and 4-wheel independent suspension drew inevitable comparisons between the Corvair and the Porsche 356. But the top of the line turbocharged Corvair Monza Spyder costs just a shade over $2,700 while the cheapest Porsche 356 powered by a 1600 cc air cooled flat four ran over $4200, with high performance versions such as the 4-cam Carrera 2 costing well over six grand. This comparison became even more prominent when Porsche introduced their 911 model in 1964 (now both cars had an all aluminum, air cooled, flat six motor) but the price diferential was now even greater, hence "The Poor Man's Porsche" moniker proliferated.

by Autohistory October 8, 2009

Poor Man's Toe

From a mishearing of portmanteau , a "poor man's toe" is when someone mishears a word or phrase and tries to use it incorrectly in a later conversation.

Cyrus: "Guesstimate. It's a portmanteau."

Enrique: "Oh cool."

(later that night)

Enrique: "Guesstimate. It's a poor man's toe."

Alex: "Ha! You beaner."

by atforpres November 26, 2010