Poor man's sploof

When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.

Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'

Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..

by Rövslafsaren May 31, 2021

poor man's limo

any public transportation (bus, train, subway, metro) where you are the ONLY person getting a ride

I rode the poor man's limo home today.

For the second time this month I got the poor man's limo to take me home.

by ewensa July 5, 2012

poor man's vacation

Getting drunk or high. You may not have the money to go to Disneyland, but for twenty bucks you can get shitfaced enough that you won't care.

c.f. Ani DiFranco "My Country Tis of Thee"

Haven't seen Dog all week. Where he at?

He on the poor man's vacation.

by Goso September 28, 2011

Poor Man Nachos

Alternative nachos for a poor man, consisting of lays potato chips and mustard.

Love you Ryan

Hey man want some nachos? (Other) Ya man but we don't got the ingredients. No man, I'll split a bag of Lays with you and grab some mustard from the deli. Poor Man Nachos!

by iluvryan May 31, 2009

Poor man's bank

A pawn shop.

My account is at the poor man's bank on 1st Street, the pawn shop that has my trumpet and drum kit in the display window.

by North Central Johnny July 18, 2009

Poor Man's Blumpkin

The act of masturbating while defecating. It is the next best thing to a true blumpkin.

"Larry's girlfriend didn't come over, so he ended up getting a poor man's blumpkin that night."

by Mudkipz9001 October 9, 2009

poor man's bidet

When you're taking a shit in a public restroom and the size, mass, or shape of the shit is such that is causes an updward splash that reaches the genital or anal area.

bidet
A small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and anal areas.

Dan was using the restroom at Dodgers Stadium, and he dropped an ass bomb so large that it was like he was using a poor man's bidet.

by D. Jackson and M. Ward September 27, 2005