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poomergency

A rather urgent situation where the poop gremlin comes calling at the worst possible time.
my daughter had a real poomergency when we in the car for 8 hrs.
by philbad February 23, 2020
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Poopergiest

A spirit that embodies poo.
"Did you see that, Mr. Knowlton"?
"Yeah, I think it was a Poopergiest"
by dumpsterchicken April 28, 2023
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Pooperbate

Jacking off a shit that is half way out your ass
Dom: I'm Dark

Jake: Kind of like the shit I took today.

Leo: Did you pooperbate it?
by JChez11 August 3, 2011
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poogarage

Function: noun
Etymology: broun spot between the ass cheeks
Hey my horny man bitch, i love it when you go knucle deep on my poogarage.
by DL September 22, 2003
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Poopage

Poopage is an event that takes place in an athletic or gaming situation. Poopage occurs when the skilled player/athlete "poops on" the opponent, usually in a manner that the "victim" didn't really have a chance. In Gaming it usually is something like a head shot or a juke move in a sports game. In Sports, poopage would describe a teabagging slam dunk or a nasty stiff arm or juke move.
1.) Me: Hey man watch this replay I do a sickass no-scope, after a pretty nice double kill.
(after we get to that part of the Halo 3 replay.)
Xbox Live Friend: HAHA omg that was insane poopage... you pooped all over that kid! (continued to watch rewind reangle the camera replay it until we were finally done laughing about it).

2.) Holy Crap did you see L.T. shake and bake that guy? That was total poopage! (continued to rewind on DVR and replay it in slowmo etc. etc.)
by Crimson X1I1 October 23, 2007
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Poopage

Something that isn't good.
I was writing a song, but it turned into poopage.
by Linz August 14, 2004
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poopgrape

only the finest item ever!
id like one poopgrape please. ok thatll be $965485943923946586945843945064034586 million dollars
by crawl January 14, 2008
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