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canadian popcock

when a man covers his penis in poprocks then dips it in soda then procedes to screw the womans vagina.
My dick is still tingling from that canadian popcock i did to that girl last night.
by dragonjamer November 13, 2011
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poopcock

Someone who is more annoying and inappropriate than having poop on the end of one's cock.
Knock it off whorecunt, you're being a poopcock!
by poopcock December 19, 2007
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pooprock

pooprock (v) a pooprock is a poop that is so big, hard, and lumpy that it hurts really bad and your face turns red; The worst part is that sometimes it turns sideways and creates a little bridge over the toilet hole and it won't flush so you need to some how break it up
Dude, i had a monster pooprock last night and aaron had to break it with a plunger because it bridged on me.
by poopmaster488448484 May 26, 2006
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poococky

The event where you look down and realize your dick was in her ass the whole time, and she ate chipotle.
Oh ya, oh ya..... ooooooooooo (cumming*) turns on the lights as he goes to the bathroom, "is that corn!?" I just got poococky!
by pat mahcrotch March 8, 2014
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Poopcock

A majestic bird creature, similar to the peacock
A pleasant look to the eyes, yet when its name goes said, society goes wild, SOCIETY.
"I love watching poopcocks!"
"EW, WHAT THE FUCK?"
by reinakats April 22, 2023
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Plopblock

Like cockblocking, but with poop.

If someone is trying to poop in a public restroom and someone else walks in, and the first person is unable to continue pooping until the other person leaves.
I got plopblocked when I heard someone walk into the bathroom.

I totally plopblocked that kid when I went to pee.
by figzah February 5, 2010
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Poopclown

Noun -

1) Guys who act innocent, giving compliments or doing general nice things with the knowing or denied motive of a woman’s reciprocation in hooking up.

2) Idiotic person(s) who have false entitlement, expectations, lack social skills, or have no civility and expect what they deem acceptable in return.

Adj
1) When a guy throws a tantrum/fit in a conversation after giving a compliment or doing a general/common gesture (holding the door, or paying dinner on a date) because the girl doesn’t hook up with them. Leading to being insulting and contradictory to previous compliments or holding the previous gesture over their heads.
Noun
“Ugh I only match with poopclowns online!”

Adj
The guy I went out with last night was being such a poopclown because I didn’t invite him in after dinner. He said I at least owed him a BJ for paying for dinner
by AngryMelon77 April 17, 2021
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