poof

A godly oof.

Mary: I lost all of my stuff in the game I was playing
Bill: Poof

by GroundCrazy July 17, 2019

poof

1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.

1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.

by Janis May 17, 2005

Poof

To pass gas, or fart quietly. A lady-like fart.

Excuse me, I just poofed.

by Moxie Girl October 3, 2007

poof

1. homosexual male

2. cushioned footrest often used with lounges

1. that guy is a poof

2. my feet are on the poof

by josh April 23, 2005

poof

to be cute with someone, hug, kiss, cuddle, lay under blanket, have sex, be sweet

I want to go poof with my sweet boyfriend.

by Eleonora German January 1, 2008

poof

1. A dismissive term. Used similarly to the way whatever was used in the late 90s, albeit, used in a less flippant manner.

2. An all-encompassing word oft used in response to confrontation. Alludes to/implicates apathy, disaffection, resistance, and noncompliance. It relates ones commitment to achieving a goal or persisting forward action despite whatever obstacle might have prevented said goal from being achieved.)

* Usage is often accompanied by a hand motion similar to that of the Italian belisima hand gesture, or the Californian talk to the hand hand gesture.

"The movie is rated R, do you still want to go?"
"Poof. We'll sneak in."

"Gosh, history is hard."
"Poof! We're out of class, so it's out of my mind ."

by moroneywobbles1 May 2, 2010

POOF

"Promise On Our Friendship."

Statement made when judging a friends response to determine rather they are telling truth or going to go through on a committed action.

Friend 1: let me know you go and get anything to eat later.
Friend 2: I doubt I will, but if I do I got you.
Friend 1: POOF?
Friend 2: Yes, POOF

by Red Beard 6 pack October 14, 2015