poonami

The water that splashes on your butt when a poop falls into the toilet.

I don't need a bidet, I just got a poonami.

by heathcat June 22, 2011

poonami

Synonym for female ejaculation derrived from the words poon and tsunami.

I saw this girl stick a curling iron in her poon basket and when she orgasmed it was a poonami.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

Poonami

A flow of menstrual blood so severe it forms a tidal wave or destroys hopes and dreams

Oh shit man, that was a total poonami

by _THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND_ April 1, 2009

poocano

A conical mound of poo resembling the shape of a volcano. Commonly found in concert/festival portaloos and broken toilets of parties.

"i'd rather sh*t my pants than go near that poocano "

by d.widget August 3, 2007

poonami

A gigantic wave of pussy, as might be encountred by a rock star.

We came out of the tour bus, and there was a poonami waiting for us.

by Philitup February 15, 2005

poocalepsy

the overwhelming urge to fall asleep on the toilet.

Matthew's resonating snores in the office restroom proved that his poocalepsy was a recurring problem.

by PogoJojo August 2, 2011

Poocaso

A bowel movement so beautiful that it commands to be identified as a timeless masterpiece.

1. I gave birth to a bowel movement that would later be identified as the first chunk of fecal matter so precious that it need be validated as an original Poocaso, instantly a timeless classic that would provide inspiration and motivation for many generations to come.

2. Mr. Tosto was dubbed the Poocaso bandit by local authorities for the crimes against humanity he committed when trying to sell the critically acclaimed Poocaso he had stolen from the National Art Museum.

by The Snow Master September 12, 2012