Philitup's definitions

fecal alchemist

One who can turn a large pile of shit into something golden.

Drill Sargeant Smith sure is a fecal alchemist. That latest bunch of recruits looked like they couldn't find their asses with a map and a compass.

by Philitup February 17, 2005

Rachael

A girl with a bubble butt, can give great head, the best root you have ever had

May be crazy on the Vicki Mendoza scale

She’s a Rachael for sure, she blew my socks off

“Why do the sexy ones have to be crazy”

by Philitup November 3, 2021

poonami

A gigantic wave of pussy, as might be encountred by a rock star.

We came out of the tour bus, and there was a poonami waiting for us.

by Philitup February 15, 2005