Ponstipated

Constipation but you can’t pee

Ahh dude I am so ponstipated I can’t even pee

by Word man to the rescue November 16, 2019

ponsuke

the sweetest seal that sticks out his tongue in the silliest way.

Rest in Peace Ponsuke. :P

by corndogslut69 May 30, 2023

m.pons

usually small but chunky guy that looks like a woman. this species has almost gone extinct due to the homosexual ecounters with apes.besides known for their homosexuality they are also known for their slight touch of dwarfism.

Josh: "oh my god dude, i thought i saw a m.pons today. it was so freaky dude."

Jose: "that must have been a tramatic experience for you."

by jose culo April 1, 2009

Ponse

A ska band from Whitehaven, Cumbria, northern England. It is made up of talented teenage boys. They so far have been more-than-averagely successful in the three years they have been together.

Ponse fan: "Yo KV!"
KV just carries on saxophoning.

by flabbypenguin July 1, 2007

Ponse

It means gay. If ur called it i feel sorreh for you.

OMG that dude is so ponse

by Danniz September 4, 2005

pons

A mental illness with symptoms similar to tourettes and OCD being smashed together in a single head.

A person with Pons will not be able to touch certain things, have to touch most things, and have to go around everything while screaming at a high pitch.

When i tried to shake his hand, Dustin danced away from me. His pons must be acting up.

by Griffith Page February 23, 2008

Lele Pons

An amazing viner who has grown over 9 million followers on vine.
She has an amazing, uplifting personality that can make literally anyone smile. She's beautiful and sets off that vibe that says "do whatever makes you happy!" In a way. You could already tell that she will forever live a happy life by just doing her own thing.

"You should be more like lele pons she has a better attitude than you!"

by pebbles walker April 1, 2016