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usually small but chunky guy that looks like a woman. this species has almost gone extinct due to the homosexual ecounters with apes.besides known for their homosexuality they are also known for their slight touch of dwarfism.
Josh: "oh my god dude, i thought i saw a m.pons today. it was so freaky dude."

Jose: "that must have been a tramatic experience for you."
by jose culo November 20, 2008
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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