pomosexual

Pomosexual is a term popularized by sex-positive activists and writers Carol Queen and Lawrence Shimel in their 1997 Anthology "Pomosexuals: Challenging Assumptions about Gender and Sexuality". People who identify as Pomosexual are attempting to redefine, reassess and protest current essentialist-bound labels surrounding sexual orientation.

"What ARE you?"..."Excuse me?"..."Like...what ARE you?"..."I'm a human being, what does it look like?"..."yeah but...what ARE you?"...I'm POMOSEXUAL, okay!?!"

by GummiBarenGirl October 23, 2007

Popsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to popsicles.

Guy: Did you see the way she sucked on the popsicle?
Girl: Yea, she's way popsexual.

by Cecil Love July 17, 2006

Pomosexual

Like the current use of "queer," but for assholes.

Adam: "I used to think I was bi, but I realized that sexuality is so much more complicated than that. What does that make me?"

Dave: "Queer?"

Adam: "But I'm also a sesquipedalian circumloquacious obscurantist douchebag, and I want to keep my liberation confined to the academically privileged."

Dave: "Oh! You're totally pomosexual."

by Colorless green idea January 19, 2010

Popsexual

A person who defines themself as 'heterosexual', 'bisexual', or even 'homosexual' depending on what's popular in the current media.

After Spears and Madonna kissed on MTV, everyone was claiming to be bisexual. You know they're only popsexual.

by Kime, Teh Oralginal Wh0r3 May 19, 2006

portsexual

Somewhere inbetween bisexual and heterosexual; where a woman would turn gay for Natalie Portman only.

"Oh my god, V for Vendetta - Natalie Portman is the only woman in the world who can pull off being bald"
"Yeah I know, I'm totally portsexual now"

by fox gill February 3, 2008

pomosexuality

When an individual has no affinity for any sex, only love for pomegranates.

*picks up pomegranate*
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*Girl walks in*

"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"

by slicedkiwis September 28, 2013

Penisexual

Penisexual means that you, either you are a girl a boy or whatever you want to be. Can only like romantically or sexually people that own a penis, literally. This is a sexuality.

This girl has a penis and we are getting married tomorrow, yup.
My boyfriend has a penis, we love each other.
I noticed that I'm penisexual when I was just a teen and I need it to have a proper definition!

by BumbleLee September 16, 2018