I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole

A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.

Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.

by Corey_Faure January 20, 2011

Ebony Pole

A black man's rather large, intimidating love organ

The white chicks just gotta have the ebony pole...what's a n***** to do?

by Rufus T Membrane October 28, 2008

Up a pole

To get a gun.

G, stop cappin before I up a pole on ya goofy ass.

by 830Tiger January 2, 2018

trolley pole

a trolley pole is the "handle" takin from a supermarket trolley/cart, it prooves to be very strong seeing it is made from steel

Johno got smashed by some guys with trolley poles.

by boki July 20, 2004

CUM Pledge

A pledge taken by leftists to prevent infighting and be more effective
C - Don't argue with leftists
U - Get more sleep
M - Don't get mad online

- Hey, did you see that guy's shitty take?
- I don't care, I took the CUM pledge

by nddragoon November 1, 2020

pokedex 591

sus pokemon

pokedex 591:

player 1: Amoonguss

player 2: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by bignus May 5, 2021

Push Pole

Handle bar found in Handicap bathroom stalls gripped on by able-bodied people to help release the poop by providing support.

Thank god I used the Push Pole in the stall last night at the club, they would have closed on me!

by The Word Editor August 20, 2008