polosexual

being attracted to polo g and polo g only not anyone or thing else.

polo g sexy asfc i don’t want nobody else but him. i think i’m polosexual

by a girl that’s polosexual July 26, 2021

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Phonesexual

A Phonesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to their phone. Not human beings. Not animals. Not even living things. Just their phones. They even kiss their phones. And maybe more?

"Yo, did you see Jean making out with his phone in the library?"
"Yeah! He's a total Phonesexual!"

by Mr. Flower Crown March 10, 2016

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Pokesexual • Pokosexual • polysexual • Potsexual • PoMoSexual • Piesexual • Popsexual • polosexual • petesexual • Phonesexual

Pomosexual is a term popularized by sex-positive activists and writers Carol Queen and Lawrence Shimel in their 1997 Anthology "Pomosexuals: Challenging Assumptions about Gender and Sexuality". People who identify as Pomosexual are attempting to redefine, reassess and protest current essentialist-bound labels surrounding sexual orientation.

"What ARE you?"..."Excuse me?"..."Like...what ARE you?"..."I'm a human being, what does it look like?"..."yeah but...what ARE you?"...I'm POMOSEXUAL, okay!?!"

by GummiBarenGirl October 23, 2007

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Popsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to popsicles.

Guy: Did you see the way she sucked on the popsicle?
Girl: Yea, she's way popsexual.

by Cecil Love July 17, 2006

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Pomosexual

Like the current use of "queer," but for assholes.

Adam: "I used to think I was bi, but I realized that sexuality is so much more complicated than that. What does that make me?"

Dave: "Queer?"

Adam: "But I'm also a sesquipedalian circumloquacious obscurantist douchebag, and I want to keep my liberation confined to the academically privileged."

Dave: "Oh! You're totally pomosexual."

by Colorless green idea January 19, 2010

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