Poison Ivy is the world's hottest supervillain in the history of DC Comics. She is easily recognizable by her red hair, somewhat green skin... thin body and outrageously revealing outfits.
John: Yo, Sonny what are you doing?
Sonny: The usual, fapping the Poison Ivy.
John: KEWL! Can I join?
Sonny: Fuck you, she's mine. You can have Catwoman.
Sonny: The usual, fapping the Poison Ivy.
John: KEWL! Can I join?
Sonny: Fuck you, she's mine. You can have Catwoman.
by mfomfomfo July 9, 2012
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Lisa was duped into giving Peter head at Bible Camp after he told her he was bit by a badger on his penis. He asked her to suck all of the badger poison out, and she totally did.
by Grundoid June 12, 2008
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An exclamation of pain, and/or anger directed at an object (usually hard) that has been run into / banged. Hitting back the object while saying "Bad Poison Lockey" feels good.
by motherscratcher March 2, 2021
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I was at work the other day when I realized I must have Covid Poisoning; I couldn’t hear my colleague at all as he stood and spoke with all of us about his family and the Pandemic, it was like the sound was turned off as his mouth kept moving.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021
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by slaveoverseer February 9, 2014
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James: incorrect, you are not my friend
Shane: I think I have tea poisoning
James: incorrect, you are not my friend
Shane: I think I have tea poisoning
by Jim Laucher July 11, 2019
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"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)
by Nick D March 6, 2003
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