Philliam

The legitimate name for a person who goes by the name of Phil.

One at first may believe that Philip is the true name of anyone who goes by the label of Phil, but this is false, and is actually Philliam.

It is widely believed that Prince Philip himself changed this name due to childhood traumas, and had the Queen declare the name Philip as the proper title of a Phil... By brainwashing the masses.

(In posh British accent) My name's Philliam, Prince Philliam.

by Billiam Of Dankobury July 19, 2017

Phillies Defense

a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.

1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."

2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."

by FunThrax October 28, 2009

Emo Phillips

A quirky stand-up comedian from Downer's Grove, Illinois who won the 1985 Music Award for best comedy album, "E=mo2," released stand-up video, "Live at the Hasty Pudding Theater," and has worked in television and movies. Also famous for his coleslaw recipe and being quite handy with the ladies.

We spent our childhood watching Emo Phillips, which consequently had a major influence on our oddball sense of humor.

by stevewk May 17, 2007

pilliar

one who eats pills and tells mad lies. known to live in western new york

all you do is lie and eat pills.you're such a pilliar

by Guy in Lockport October 29, 2011

Exit Polling

To have anal sex with, created by Bill Clinton from his appearance on Family Guy.

You up for a little Exit Polling?

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?

Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.

by BlakeP July 7, 2008

Phillip

Phillip is an amazing person, boyfriend and best friend. He has strong morals and is very intelligent. He is very empathetic and he never fails to try to make things better for those he cares for. He learns from his mistakes and improves for the future. He is incredibly understanding, patient and most of all forgiving. Phill is very physically fit and makes all the ladies heads turn, although he is always faithful. His hair grows long and frames his symmetrical face where his stunning eyes shine. His eyes are so true, you can look straight into him and see his soul, you can see any worry, feel pain he feels and see them shape as he smiles. Phillip is a great kisser! He always tries to please his partner, especially in bed. He is very careful with his words, understanding that you can't take them back. He is straight to the point and isn't afraid to speak his mind and although it has made some dislike him for being so honest, he holds his head high and walks with confidence and assurance. Phill has a great sense of humor and likes making people laugh, he is the heart of the party and is always trying to get one going! Phillip has a heart of gold and any woman to be called his is extremely lucky. It is hard to find a man more loyal, honest, trustworthy, funny, and just amazing as he. Not to mention he is crazy sexy. Phillip is a beautiful soul that has the power to inspire and change lives around him.

example 1
Kat: Hey baby, why don't you come back to my house after this?
Phillip: No im good, I have a loving girlfriend waiting for me at home.

example 2
Lucy: Ugh, this picture of me looks so gross! I shouldn't post it...
Phillip: Then don't post it.
Lucy: Oh my God! Your so mean!
Phillip: Do you want me to lie to you?

by divergentdahlia May 17, 2014

Olivia Phillips

She is a great best friend. She is super fun, pretty, weird (in a good way), loves performing and does all of it with a smile.

Boys:

Guy1: Do you think i shoud give Olivia Phillips these flowers?
Guy2: Let me see if they smell good. If they don't, you shouldn't. (takes the flowers and walks towards Olivia Phillips)
Guy1: Where are you going?
Guy2: I'm giving these to Olivia Phillips. She is totally pretty!
Guy1: Hey!

Girls:

Girl1: Who is that girl?
Girl2: That is Olivia Phillips! Duh!
Girl1: She is so good at dancing! After the show, I'm going to ask if we can be BFFs.
Girl2: If i had a penny for every time someone said that, I would be a billionair

by sopdif213 January 6, 2014