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Alternative to pillock, a term of mild abuse, derogatory
You stupid pillick! you swapped your title to the Dukedom for a cartload of turnips?
by John van Rooy May 01, 2002
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A person or persons who humps farm animals for sport.
Those Welland folks are Pillicks.
by REG February 02, 2004
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Along the way he lovingly mocks rednecks, harangues Dick Clark, and makes a complete pillick of Charlton Heston, who as spokesman for the NRA ("out of my cold dead hands!" he keeps saying as he opens their meetings) resembles no one more than that other famous actor/puppet/statesman, Ronald Reagan
by Anonymous June 15, 2003
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