Poking your ass

To waste time, idle; trifle; loiter. To move slowly, languidly, or dilatorily; saunter.

Stop poking your ass and help me with these packages!

by AEI December 24, 2010

poing

To jump exitedly into the air, like a bounce but with more emphasis on the leaping. See sluggy freelance for details. used online excessively.

*poing* Torg!

by Patrick January 10, 2004

Poking holes

When someone talks during a movie / play, ruining the suspended belief of everyone near the person.

Kind of like poking through the delicate imagery of one's imagination to remind them that "that's so fake dude".

John couldn't shut his mouth for the entire movie, he kept poking holes every time someone got shot.

John: "Wow the blood is so fake"

by saketehcruel December 18, 2012

Porfing

A portmanteau of "porking" and "barfing."
The act of vomiting upon ones partner while engaged in sexual intercourse.

Dude, check it out... Jimbo is drunk as shit and he's hooking up with Susan. He's totally going to end up porfing her.

by Destroyer Dan January 10, 2016

poo pooing

Claiming something to be useless, unnecessary, stupid, or dumb. Characterizing an action as superfluous or unimportant

Sarah Rader was poo pooing people owning pets.

by H B Pennypacker May 4, 2008

Poking Guts

A humorous and exaggerated way of expressing how deep a guy goes in a girl.

Dude 1: Oh man I slammed that chick so hard last night, I went in so deep I was poking guts
Dude 2: Shibby

by Cesar Arroyo February 14, 2008

Storm Poling

Storm Poling means one word, SEXY. Probably the hottest guy you will ever meet. He is normally really funny and sometimes a little sussy. He has a massive Fortnite skin collection and his looks resembles those of the best Fortnite player ever "Ninja", another thing is he has a horse cock, a whopping 2 inches on a good day. One final thing is "KEEP HIM AWAY FROM YOUR MOM".

Dis you see that sexy man?
Thats just storm poling

by Rodger the fortnite guy April 22, 2021