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Patience

Literally the best fucking person ever. Patience is someone you will always love and will always miss whether you like it or not. She has the best fucking personality, and is more attractive than anyone you will ever meet. You will really love this person, more than anyone else. Be thankful if you ever meet one. She can be petty and insensitive at times, but chances are she's aware of it. Don't get on a Patience's bad side, or she will literally bite your head off. Don't argue with a Patience if you can avoid it, because she really likes winning. She's an evil bitch, but you might love that.
"Patience is such a whore, I love her."
by Pat7979 July 28, 2019
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Platinum Rule

The Platinum Rule far predates the How I Met Your Mother episode of the same name. It is similar to the Golden Rule, but more considerate.

It states "Do unto others as they would have you do unto them, not as you would have them do unto you."

The Golden Rule is to treat others as you want to be treated, but the Platinum Rule understands and accommodates for the fact that not everyone wants to be treated the same way. It says that we should treat people how they want to be treated, regardless of how we might personally want to be treated in similar situations.

The Platinum Rule is a much more empathetic, sensitive moral guideline than its predecessor, the Golden Rule, which ignores the wishes and preferences of the recipients of the behaviour in favor of imposing the giver's preferences onto others in a misguided attempt at kindness.
I like having doors held open for me, but Jane prefers to open her own doors. Instead of insisting that she shut up and let me open her doors, I abide by the Platinum Rule, and I let her open her own doors when she wants to.
by Joreth November 1, 2011
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Bud Light Platinum

Bud Light but in a bad-ass bottle also referred to as Bud Light Fratinum. 6 percent ABV. Drink Less get more drunk.
Me and my bro were bored so we picked up some Bud Light Platinum and found some nappy headed hoes.
by Dr. huggy bear February 23, 2012
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platinum

when used in the phrase "go platinum", it means to sell 1 million copies of an album.
by d-shadow January 16, 2004
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Piss patina

The fine rust located on bathroom urinals. A result of the semi-acidic nature of urine and poor aim. Common in run down gas or service stations.
"Man that was a nasty piss patina at Quick Trip."
by SaintSAW December 27, 2009
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Patio Trash

1. A regular at a coffee house.
2. A person who loiters outside of a coffee house and rarely buys anything.
3. A friend of a coffee house employee who frequents the establishment for free drinks and pastries.
4. Garbage that is left on the tables, chairs, and the ground of a coffee house patio.
You can find her at Coffee Cartel every night with the rest of the patio trash.
by yon sved December 3, 2003
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Phatinium

1)A combination of the element Pt being a rare metal with Phat
2)A Cool Metal
3)Pretty Hot and Tempting Metal
4)Pussy, Hips, Ass Tits coated in Rare Metal
5)A dense, malleable, ductile, precious, gray-white transition metal that is Pretty Hot and Tempting
6) On June 5, 2009, Platinum was worth $1263.00 per troy ounce (approximately $40.09 per gram). Thats Phatinium.
1) Dude that Phatinium is better than Gold!

2) Damn, she hot like Phatinium
by RonPar August 29, 2009
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