Puddy Pucker

In short, when one Puddy-Puckers they are (with every ounce of their being) attempting to hold in a fart that they are almost positive could result in a hot-liquid-ass explosion, but the attempt fails (usually due to a weakened rectum muscle) and piping hot shart builds a new home in one's britches.

Enough Mexican food will get anyone to puddy pucker within hours.

by OfGoodNature July 9, 2014

puddy wuddy

A coworker who cries about working too many long shifts.

Nate is such a puddy wuddy.

by Crybabyscoworker January 27, 2016

puddykips

puddykips is a word meaning pedo but in a secret language so the pedos don’t know you’re talking about this

“hey max that man is being a real puddykip”

“puddykips these days. smh”

by crackheadshi101 May 17, 2018

Puddy Shirt

The typical long sleeve t shirt with writting and logos front, back and on the arms, worn 1 size smaller than normal by younger guys that cant decide if its going to be warm or cold and still want to remain stylish.

An all purpose shirt suitable for casual wear to hitting the clubs.

Chicks dig the Puddy shirt.

"Hey man, what you wearing tonight?"
"I dunno man, probably go with the Puddy shirt!"

by Schaeffers KIA June 28, 2018

puddy monkey

A stuffed monkey that was once used on a 5 year old as a wipe for its shitty, crusty asshole

I saw that kid using a puddy monkey on its crusty asshole!

by PuddySlays January 19, 2019

Pluddering

Pluddering- to fall, to reduce in value.

XRP is pluddering, it's lost 15% in the last 24hrs

by Psyd show Bob February 24, 2022

delaware puddy

The diarrhea you get the next morning after having sex with an AIDS victim.

Trent: Oh dude I had horrible shits this morning?
Bob: You should get that shit checked out. You don't want it to be delaware puddy.
Trent: Oh yeah that's right, the girl I fucked in the ass last night had AIDS.

by donny from delaware December 17, 2013