plumberger

A overly obese pearl that mutters in the sea

Wow!! I just found the biggest plumberger while lobstering with my tickle stick !!!

by axelSP October 16, 2020

Undercover Plumber

The act of giving or receiving anal from another person whilst shitting on the first parties dick.

"Dude, we fucked over the toilet and she gave me an undercover plumber."

by whoiswhitenoise July 17, 2017

Chicago Plumber

You grab onto your sex partner, stick it in the back door and just sit there like your on union pay.

Last night I didn't have any energy but she wanted to be kinky so I gave her the Chicago Plumber and went to bed.

by BO HARRIS January 8, 2023

Rule of Puberty

The rule saying that if you date an ugly/not so attractive girl before the rest of puberty hits, she will be hotter later on and you will still be dating her, resulting in your success and the envy of your friends. Has a 9/10 success rate. Can also be applied to dudes.

Doug: "Ew man why is Johnny dating Jill, she isn't even hot"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"

*1-2 years later*

Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"

by EpicMamo September 24, 2013

gay plumber

A male who like to insert there penis into holes, mainly men bottoms

I haven't had a gay relationship for ages, I need a gay plumber, hand me the yellow pages please

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

The Plumber

A tantric sex technique in which a man and a woman remain joined in penetrative sex for a long period of time, with neither partner trying to achieve orgasm at any time.

So called because "you stay in all day, but nobody comes".

Lily and I stayed in bed all day last Sunday and tried The Plumber for 7 hours. She was still sore the following morning.

by tropical January 10, 2009

Puber

A freelance service in development that allows people to have their pubes shaved by hired professionals for a reasonable cost.

Person 1: I'm running out of time before my date tonight and I still have to shave my pubes.
Person 2: Why don't you just call a Puber? They'll shave your mound for you while you iron your shirt. They'll even do patterns and designs if you want.
Person 1: Awesome! I was looking at getting some Dreadcocks.

by queeflatina January 17, 2017