Ploop

Small fart

My boyfriend thought I farted but I assured him it was just a ploop

by Potaris Smith October 2, 2020

Ploop

The sound a perfectly round turd makes when it hits the water in the toilet bowl.

*poop ploops in toilet bowl*
*me on my snapchat story*- "bros, I just had the most satisfying ploop ever."

by BDE69 October 28, 2019

ploop

someone who sucks at giving head

they just gave me head and their a ploop
im sorry man

by orangejuiceisgood February 16, 2023

Plooping

Playing phone while pooping.

John: Joe! What are u doing in the bathroom?
Joe: I'm plooping!

by PitouBruh December 22, 2019

Ploop Octopus

A very pleasing blowjob by an ugly or unattractive female. These females most often have long, untrimmed mustaches and smell like dick cheese.

That ugly bitch gave me a Ploop Octopus bro, i came in her mouth and she made my dick hairs stand up.

by big dick nigga with December 3, 2019

Plooping

A brutal execution, which involved ones head being shoved into a sharks mouth.

When the plooping began, I cried.

by Redflipernou March 10, 2017

Ploop

When a person poops in their hand, licks it, then puts it in the toilet.

Have you taken your daily ploop yet, sweetheart?

by Oscarthebabyhippo September 10, 2023