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v plates

A label given to a person who has not experienced sexual intercourse, a Virgin.

Originating from 'L Plate'; a square white sign with a red letter L on it, displayed on the back and front of a vehicle driven by a person who is learning to drive in the UK. L Plates are removed from the vehicle once the person is a qualified driver. See l-plate
John lost his V Plates at the party last night.
by boybeeps November 3, 2004
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Spanish meat plate

When a woman lays down on her back with her crotch in the air and all the boys lay their chorizo sausages on the plate that the woman makes with her private parts
Man after we came back to the condo, that chick Andrew brought back was so drunk she let us give her a Spanish meat plate
by Big boy chorizo February 4, 2017
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Full Plate Jimmy Hat

Plate armour for your penis to offer protection often used in a high risk high reward scenario
Oh dear, I'm about to fight this monster and I have an erection. I best wear my full plate jimmy hat
by Kaiser William III November 26, 2018
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plate of shrimp

Synchronicity. Derived from the 1984 film "Repo Man".
"Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one either; it's all part of the cosmic unconsciousness."
by Norton Zenger May 14, 2004
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platerazzi

Members of the website "Vanity Plates: Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less" on blogspot who stalk cars with vanity plates and take pictures of them.
Passenger: Uh, honey?
Driver: Yes?
Passenger: I think there are some members of the platerazzi behind us trying to take pictures of our vanity plate, DOUCHEBG
by Ms. HLP February 13, 2009
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Platinum Smurf

Someone in the MOBA game 'League of Legends' who pretends to be a higher rank than he is and turns out to be fucking shit and ass at the game.
by TheWalkingUrbanDictionary April 16, 2015
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