Person one: why is she talking to him, she's far too good for him
Person two: I know the only way he's going to pull her is with some plink plink fizz
Keep an eye on your drink, you don't want any plink plink fizz
Person two: I know the only way he's going to pull her is with some plink plink fizz
Keep an eye on your drink, you don't want any plink plink fizz
by Plinkfizz September 3, 2009

The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.
Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz
by Lady Grey May 20, 2004

The official name of a gif of a very close-up cat blinking once, typically used as a reaction emote on the livestreaming platform, Twitch.
by Capital9810 April 30, 2025

:plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:. :plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:. :plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:.
by Lithma November 12, 2024

It is a racial slur.
Currently, the race that it discriminates against is undefined and still unknown.
However, it is most definitley a slur!
Currently, the race that it discriminates against is undefined and still unknown.
However, it is most definitley a slur!
Person A: "There is nothing that I hate more! Small people and plinks!
Person B: "Woah! You can't say that! It's racist!"
Person B: "Woah! You can't say that! It's racist!"
by JohnnySinsIsMyDad January 10, 2022

The polar opposite of plonk, used in a similar way to “lit” or “fleek” but those are only used by filthy poggers. Plink is the only valid new-age equivalent.
“Yooo Greg did you see that shot!?”
“Holy shit Marty! That’s plink bro!”
“Nah man I think you mean megaplink, that was way past plink”
“Shut the hell up Greg”
“Holy shit Marty! That’s plink bro!”
“Nah man I think you mean megaplink, that was way past plink”
“Shut the hell up Greg”
by Tommy2cakes January 19, 2021

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025
