Hunt and Peck Typer

Literally the worst insult you can imagine. Saying this will end someone's career in one blow. They (and their bloodline) will have no employment opportunities and will likely die from the roast. Saying this is the easiest way to induce mass genocide.

"Hey man, I bought some bepis, do you--"
"STFU, you're just a hunt and peck typer."
---Has an aneurysm and dies---

by ExistentialBipes July 25, 2018

Double decker pecker wrecker

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj

Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker

by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014

Dil-pecker

When you put a strap on dildo on your nose and fuck a girl in the vaginal hole like woody wood pecker

Sorry bruz, but I did the Dil-pecker on your grandma last night.. Hope you don't mind :-/

by The-grub69 April 12, 2011

Pecker Jousting

Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.

Peter came in 5th place and a little short of getting a ribbon at the pecker jousting tournament.

by Willy Geddermoist October 8, 2009

Powder pecker

another term for coke enduced floppy cock.

Shit man, I couldn't bone her last night because I had powder pecker.

by LegendaryPKer November 23, 2014

A little yeasty on the peckeroo

A yeast infection on your penis. A term coined by Adam Carolla on the Loveline radio show.

Brian: Oh man, I got a yeast infection from some cunt.
Steve: Got a little yeasty on the peckeroo, bro?

by Vodka23 October 16, 2008

Porous Pecker

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.

by andy1 March 4, 2009