Up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We truly are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

beaver paddle

a mullet, usually southern.

-"did you know kenny just got his hair cut yesterday?"
-"really? what's it look like?
-"it's a beaver paddle"
-"ugh."

by alira s. June 25, 2006

paddleboat

v. Very similar to the term motorboat, but instead of moving one's head side to side, you use one hand on the outside of each boob, alternating pushing them back and forth against one's face while it stays still and making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

John - "Man, Mary's tits were so nice, I just Paddleboat (ed) the shit out of them!"

by Chops & Stuck July 5, 2007

Paddle Wheel

When three or more male participants engage in the sexual act of the "Dutch Rudder" whilst in a circular formation.

They were supposed to be in a meeting, but when I peered into the window it was just one big paddle wheel.

by Straphe November 19, 2016

Paddle Worthy

Mean's that a guy, i.e. a caucasian male who looks so hott, that he is worthy of a spanking with a big rubber paddle.

Halle Berry's boyfriend.... Paddle Worthy!

by Tecniq April 27, 2008

paddle

verb: to use a board, wooden spoon, hairbrush, bathbrush and the like to spank a naughty girl on her bare ass.

i turner her over my knee and paddled her raw!

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

Paddle Boat

When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)

"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."

by shewes February 3, 2009