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Quiet, Pirates

1. The distress signal for a sleeper cell of pirates in an urbanized location. The pirates have a moral obligation, nay, a physical urge to assemble in the desired location of their fellow distressed pirate (FDP).

2. Diarrhea noise
Robber: I will take your belongings.
FDP: Arg...not my belongings! QUIET, PIRATES!
*pirates assemble*

2. Up to interpretation
by toonce’s tuccis September 8, 2018
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pilates

A form of torture created by Pontius Pilate, the man who crucified the savior. It's not as easy as you might think. St. Paul was certified in Pilates and Advanced Spin. The original 12 wanted to emphasize diet (bread, wine, omega 3s from fish oil, etc.) This caused quite a schism as you might imagine. This went on for awhile, until the Serfing craze caught on with the Barbarian invasion of Ringo, George, Cedric, and Dagobert.
After the crucifixion,a lot of fitness buffs tried to jump on the band wagon so Pilate was forced opened a gym (Pilates Fitness, inc.) at the local coliseum and hire some trainers. The gold members were given the "Martyr" card.
by Pantaloon January 18, 2008
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Puddle Pirates

Any member of the US Coast Guard. Used because the Coast Guard doesn't operate in deep water; usually close to the shore and in lake and rivers.
Why must you be 6'6'' to join the puddle pirates? If your boat sinks, you can walk to shore.
by mighty mighty SEALtone August 30, 2013
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pirates

The coolest motherfucking people to ever exist.
"Arrr! Avast, we hit land!"
by Capt. Blubberbeard June 1, 2005
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pirates block

When one sits at their computer with intentions of illegally downloading mass amounts of music and then cant think of any of the songs or artist they were gonna download
"man i was gonna make a new cd last night but i got a bad case of pirates block and came up with nothing!"
by mtownusa April 9, 2009
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All Pirates

a phrase meaning really great, perfect for the situation, amazing, superb, brilliant, excellent or anything really good

The opposite of No Pirates
School being canceled was All Pirates! that party was ALL pirates! that girl looks good, she's All Pirates
by T. Allen Clegg June 26, 2008
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puzzle pirates

excellent MMORPG, based on the world of swashbuckling pirates, lads, bucaneers and sea scoundrels. male and female alike! there is no discrimination in the world of puzzle pirates.

the game is based around puzzles, naturally... duties like sailing, bilge pumping, navigating, carpentry, cannon operating and the like can be done while at sea, while on an island one can duel other pirates, deposit money into a bank, purchase excellent clothing, swords, materials and even a fancy boat of your own... you must look into joining a crew also, loner pirates are seldom seen. it is also capital that you learn to beat other pirates in the drinking game, perhaps the best articulated puzzle in the game.
by oriya May 16, 2005
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