pornography

Reading material to be held in one hand.

My right hand has doubled its strength since i deicovered pornography!

by Gizwidget January 30, 2007

Palinography

A book comprising a sleek, attractive cover but nothing else.

Jen likes a good Palinography, nothing too deep.

by laslowe December 28, 2008

Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome

The term used for individuals who download mass amounts of pornography but do not necessarily view or even care for the content in question. Many who suffer from CPDS also tend to be porn pack rats who archive and save all their downloaded content (possibly never reviewing such content).

Person 1: I downloaded 20 gigs of softcore porn last night!
Person 2: I thought you weren't into softcore stuff?
Person 1: You're right but it's just nice to have it.
Person 2: Dude you suffer from Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome...

by spinal_compression October 20, 2009

Residual Pornography

Pornography left on the hard drive of any device by its previous owner.

To my dismay, I discovered a large amount of residual pornography on a laptop hard drive I purchased on the internet.

by RBT Stunna July 22, 2011

Phonography

Describing "biology" on the phone while masturbating. Usually includes moaning and explanations of sexual scenarios.

Made famous by Britney Spears in her song "Phonography"

I make no apologies
I'm into phonography
And I like my bluetooth, buttons comin' loose
I need my hands free

Let's talk about biology
Make believe you're next to me
Phonography, phonography
Talk that sexy talk to me

Keep it confidential, you and me
Dirty talkin, call it phonography

by BayBayBaby December 18, 2008

pornography

Images of naked humans or naked humans in the act of sexual intercourse. Often used as a means of becoming aroused by lonely humans who are unable to attract a mate. Despite its usefulness to such individuals, the overall majority of internet pornography has degraded into a flaming heap of vile, disgusting images designed to cater to the sick fetishes of various internet subcultures including, but not limited to: furries, pedophiles, amputation fetishists, genital mutilation addicts, etc.

"Pornography" makes up more than 60% of the internet's content.

The obsession of teenage boys across America is "pornography."

by C-can October 18, 2003

pornography

for when you're bored

Damn I'm bored. I'll past time with some porno.

by bakerd812 April 9, 2004