pinocchio

the act of having an erection, but denial of witnessing anything arousing.

lying about if you have a boner

travis: "i saw erica's boobs at wild rivers yesterday"

kyle: "hahaha did she know?"

travis: "she asked if i saw her boobs fall out, but i was a pinocchio about it and acted dumbfounded"

by seekylerun July 24, 2011

Pinnocchio

When a male puts his nose into a girl's vagina while eating her out.

Dude I just suck my nose in this huge vag.

Nice Pinnocchio!

by imthebombliketiktik April 17, 2010

Pinocchio fuck

A sexual act between a man and a women involving penetration of the vagina by the man's proboscis (nose). Usually suggested by a women seeking to dominate a man through mild suffocation. During this act it is not uncommon for the woman to cry out, "Oh yes... yes... lie to me big boy, lie to me!"

Wow I could hardly breath the other day when I gave my girl a Pinocchio fuck!

by Spankles123123 April 21, 2009

Pinocchio

When you go down on a girl instead of eating her out, you rub your nose in her pussy

instead of eating out that chick, I just Pinocchio'd her.

by Jwizzzle16 January 3, 2010

black pinocchio

a black man who has an abnormally large nose and often lies a lot.

Mom: Hey Jamal come here please
Jamal: No mom I going to the shop
Mom: Ah ah no you don't you stupid black Pinocchio.
Jamal: Fuck off mom you dirty nigger

by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019

Pinocchio

A puppet who wants to be a real boy but is really a teenager hiding in the closet.

Omg Pinocchio you have a big nose, loves it ;)

by MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA December 28, 2009

Pinocchio

A kinky bastard that erects and elongates his “nose” by lying. Happens to be from a Disney movie.

A: I heard Pinocchio actually has a penis for a nose, so in reality he gets erect when he lies.
B: Thank you for the info, very cool.

by Choadess March 31, 2020