pussy pilgrim

1. A person who follows the pussies but never gets it.
2. A guy who do everything for the girls but never get laid.

- You are doing everything for this girl but you never slept with her, she doesn't even likes you, she just uses you, you are such a pussy pilgrim man!

by gubomirgeorgiev October 4, 2013

Scott Pilgrimage

A relationship in which a great journey involving many social obstacles (exes, family, etc) must be taken before it can be initiated.

Person 1: God damn, being with Rebecca's such a scott pilgrimage; I've had to go through her parents and 3 of her exes and we haven't even kissed!
Person 2: Aw shit dude I'm so sorry

by Mogax December 22, 2014

Hop On Pilgrammed

A saying of whoever says it to a person that person must get on pilgrammed on roblox and do rough bum sex

Yo bro hop on pilgrammed

Sure bro *pulls down pants and begins to get bum fucked*

by Pilgrammed man May 6, 2023

to pilger

The act, undertaken by a lesbian, of causing a predominantly straight girl to question her heterosexuality. Usually involves excessive charm and schmoozing. Mostly applies to college-age females.

"Wow, that Mary really pilgered me; I'm starting to think maybe I'm not as straight as I thought I was!"
"God, that straight chick is hot . . .I really want to pilger her!"

by Natalia Schiller November 9, 2005

The Way of a Pilgrim

An anonymously written Russian book based in the 1800's about a about a very sweet, humble, selfless guy who goes on a pilgrimage after loosing his wife and farm. He reads the Bible constantly and wants to know what it means in Thessalonians when it says "pray without ceasing". So he sets out to find a teacher who will teach him how to pray incessantly and why. After walking for weeks and weeks the man finally finds an old monk who tells him that the prayer God really wants to hear is The Jesus Prayer (Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on me). The monk tells him how to repeat the prayer without ceasing and after practicing the pilgrim masters it. He says the prayer silently to himself over and over, when he's talking to others, reading, and even sleeping. To stop saying it causes him great unhappiness and pain after a while because it's become a part of him. The point of the book is to awaken the world to the benefits of saying the prayer to yourself constantly. "Enlightenment is supposed to come with the prayer, not before it. The idea, really, is that sooner or later, completely on its own, the prayer moves from the lips and the head down to a center in the heart and becomes an automatic function in the person, right along with the heartbeat."

The little pilgrim reads the Philokalia constantly in The Way of a Pilgrim.

by what.a.divvy March 31, 2008

Golden Pilgrim

When the guy behind you is doing you in the ass and his load was so big that it found its way up your intestines, stomach, throat and out your mouth.

So this guy was doing me from behind and he sent his golden pilgrim straight out my mouth.

by redditwashere October 20, 2010

Pilgrim High School

A high school in Warwick Rhode Island known for producing the state's burger flippers and WWD's (waistoids with diplomas). The principal is Dennis Mullin, who at the pep rallies believes that the school is spelled "P-I-L-G-R-I"

After every rainstorm at least one classroom becomes a designated swimming pool.

Most students are either too dumb or too poor to get drugs so many snort salt and smoke oregano.

Student apathy is a must, and those without it transfer to a private school, such as LaSalle or "Mendricken"

The sports teams all are awful except for the girls soccer team for some strange reason. So in closing, don't screw with the girls there because they all obviously know how to kick hard.

Random Person: "What School do you go to?"
PHS Student: "Pilgrim High School"
Random Person: "I'm so sorry.."

by StatikGS January 19, 2009